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Path: ...!eternal-september.org!feeder3.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: Rhino <no_offline_contact@example.com> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv Subject: Re: Meth is a Helluva Drug, Ain't it? Date: Sat, 15 Feb 2025 10:34:04 -0500 Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 34 Message-ID: <voqc5d$2mo9$1@dont-email.me> References: <voooti$3n98h$1@dont-email.me> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Injection-Date: Sat, 15 Feb 2025 16:34:07 +0100 (CET) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="12a55d7dd8c88fc6b9dfc3e5bac5ec6c"; logging-data="88841"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX1/H6OQlNibNyzwOth6J8uX8ESBbK/cNrAU=" User-Agent: Mozilla Thunderbird Cancel-Lock: sha1:DVQaBBrFFQfhAVlR/NitYZedWOQ= In-Reply-To: <voooti$3n98h$1@dont-email.me> X-Antivirus: Avast (VPS 250215-4, 2/15/2025), Outbound message Content-Language: en-CA X-Antivirus-Status: Clean Bytes: 2526 On 2025-02-14 7:59 PM, BTR1701 wrote: > Behold Tito and Amanda Watts: > > https://ibb.co/HLf6fhsn > > This lovely couple was arrested for selling "golden tickets to heaven" to > hundreds of people. > > They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the > tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a > spot in heaven-- simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in. > > Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don’t care what the police say. > The tickets are solid gold... And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the > KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I > met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he'd take me and > my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that's made entirely of drugs. You > should arrest Jesus because he's the one that gave me the golden tickets and > said to sell them. I'm willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up." > > Amanda Watts said in her police statement: "We just wanted to leave earth and > go to space and do drugs. I didn't do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to > heaven. I just watched." > > Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a > baby alligator. > > There was a time when no one was like that, no one on Earth. What the hell happened? -- Rhino