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Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2025 04:30:47 -0500
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In article <voooti$3n98h$1@dont-email.me>, atropos@mac.com wrote:

>Behold Tito and Amanda Watts:
>
>https://ibb.co/HLf6fhsn
>
>This lovely couple was arrested for selling "golden tickets to heaven" to
>hundreds of people. 
>
>They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the
>tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a
>spot in heaven-- simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you're in.
> 
>Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don't care what the police say.
>The tickets are solid gold... And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the
>KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I
>met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he'd take me and
>my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that's made entirely of drugs. You
>should arrest Jesus because he's the one that gave me the golden tickets and
>said to sell them. I'm willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up."

I bet that was Hunter Biden and his wife, wearing a disguise.

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Let's go Brandon!