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Subject: Re: Meth is a Helluva Drug, Ain't it?
Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2025 04:30:48 -0500
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no_offline_contact@example.com wrote:
> On 2025-02-14 7:59 PM, BTR1701 wrote:

>> Behold Tito and Amanda Watts:
>> 
>> https://ibb.co/HLf6fhsn
>> 
>> This lovely couple was arrested for selling "golden tickets to heaven" to
>> hundreds of people.
>> 
>> They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the
>> tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer 
>> a spot in heaven-- simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and 
>> you're in.
>>   
>> Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don't care what the police 
>> say. The tickets are solid gold... And it was Jesus who give them to me 
>> behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go 
>> to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash 
>> together he'd take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet 
>> that's made entirely of drugs. You should arrest Jesus because he's the 
>> one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I'm willing to 
>> wear a wire and set Jesus up."
>>   
>> Amanda Watts said in her police statement: "We just wanted to leave earth 
>> and go to space and do drugs. I didn't do nothing. Tito sold the golden 
>> tickets to heaven. I just watched."
>>   
>> Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and 
>> a baby alligator.
> 
>There was a time when no one was like that, no one on Earth. What the 
>hell happened?

I think they existed, but we didn't know about them.

https://youtu.be/lXjDunz-Ak8?si=YlEigaR867MIPx1H

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