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From: suzeeq <suzeeq@imbris.com>
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Subject: Re: [OT] Would you like some tree sap with that?
Date: Tue, 25 Feb 2025 09:25:44 -0800
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On 2/25/2025 9:13 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
> Rhino <no_offline_contact@example.com> wrote:
>> On 2025-02-25 3:20 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
>>> Ian J. Ball <ijball@mac.invalid> wrote:
>>>> On 2/24/25 3:22 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Rhino <no_offline_contact@example.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> It seems that inventive Quebeckers have developed a new drink that is
>>>>>> starting to be noticed around the world: tree sap.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes, the very tree sap that has traditionally been used to make maple
>>>>>> syrup is now being filtered and pasteurized and sold as a drink in its
>>>>>> own right. Sales are already significant, although still well behind
>>>>>> coconut water.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cde98k6e2dno
>>>>>>
>>>>>> In case you're wondering, I have never tried this stuff and I've never
>>>>>> seen it in a store so I can't give you a recommendation OR a warning.
>>>>>
>>>>> “Would you like your tree sap pasteurized?”
>>>>>
>>>>> “No, just up to my tits.”
>>>>
>>>> I don't even know what that means!!  ;p
>>>
>>> Geez, it’s an old classic shaggy dog joke.
>>>
>>> Woman wearing only a towel answers the door. It’s the milkman. He says the
>>> note she left him asked for 10 gallons of milk. Is that really what she
>>> meant to order? She says, yes, she’s going to take a milk bath. He says,
>>> well, in that case, do you want the milk pasteurized? She says:
>>>
>>> “No, just up to my tits.“
>>>
>>> If you still don’t get it, try reading it out loud
>>>
>>>
>>>
>> Thank you for clarifying, I was baffled by what you said until the
>> clarification ;-)
>>
>> I don't think I've ever heard that one before.
>>
> 
> It’s so old that we still had milkmen that came to the door.


I don't think I heard that particular story, but I did recognize the 
pastuerized part of it.