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From: Hank Rogers <Hank@nospam.invalid>
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Subject: Re: Tragedy averted
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2025 17:34:31 -0500
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Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2025-03-25 4:52 p.m., Ed P wrote:
>> On 3/25/2025 2:34 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
> 
>> My new toaster was delivered, but not to my house.  Evidently, 
>> reading ability is not a requirement to be an Amazon driver.  I found 
>> it next door.
>>
> 
> 
> I don't order a lot of stuff online and have had fairly good luck. 
> Things have always shown up on time, sometimes much earlier than I had 
> expected. However, I have a Ring doorbell and have to wonder about the 
> care.� A couple weeks ago I have some underwear delivered and saw te 
> delivery on video. He came about 3/4 of the way up the sidewalk and 
> tossed it 10 ft. to the porch.� Luckily is was not breakable.
> 
> Last week I ordered a two pack of watch bands for my FitBit watch. I had 
> ordered them around 9pm� and when was returning to the house at 12:45 
> the next day there was a delivery at the side of the road and the driver 
> was walking down our lane. I stopped and asked if that was a package me. 
> He asked if I lived there and I said yes, and he handed it to� me.� He 
> never asked my name or asked to see ID. He� just handed it to me. Hell I 
> might start following these guys and try the same stunt and then take 
> off before he can get my photo.
> 
> My neighbours on both sides get deliveries almost daily. Every once in a 
> while I come home and find a delivery parcel for one of the neighbours 
> on my door step.
> 

Hell dave, you could just steal that stuff instead of following delivery 
drivers around to steal the shit they are delivering!

It doesn't make sense doing all that work when you could just steal your 
neighbor's shit.

The only thing better is if you could hatch a scheme to steal one of 
your neighbors stuff and blame it on another neighbor. And to top it 
off, you could personally make the arrest and help send the poor bastard 
to jail.

And the day before he's released, a real nice touch would be to trash 
his yard with a dump truck full of garbage.