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From: moviePig <nobody@nowhere.com>
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Subject: Re: Evil Canadian aliens targetted in Trump's alien registration
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Date: Fri, 11 Apr 2025 17:57:17 -0400
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On 4/11/2025 5:51 PM, BTR1701 wrote:
> On Apr 11, 2025 at 2:48:56 PM PDT, "suzeeq" <suzeeq@imbris.com> wrote:
> 
>> On 4/11/2025 1:02 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
>>>   BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
>>>>   Apr 11, 2025 at 11:16:17 AM PDT, Adam H. Kerman <ahk@chinet.com>:
>>>   
>>>>>   I don't understand why systems tracking visa entries and exits aren't
>>>>>   sufficient for alien registration, but Trump is requiring every alien in
>>>>>   the country legally and illegally to register with DHS.
>>>   
>>>>>   This include Canadians with beady little eyes who winter in Florida
>>>   
>>>>   It's not their beady eyes that are the problem. It's their flapping heads!
>>>   
>>>>>   who
>>>>>   will now be subject to deportation for noncompliance and for not
>>>>>   carrying papers.
>>>   
>>>>>   Fingerprints are required.
>>>   
>>>>>   This is actually WWII-era law and incorporated into Immigration Act of
>>>>>   1952, but the complaint is Trump's failure to impose the regulation
>>>>>   under the Administrative Procedures Act. A judge has not blocked this.
>>>   
>>>>>   I will no longer live in fear of getting mugged and hit on the head with
>>>>>   a hockey stick by an undocumented Canadian.
>>>   
>>>>   When out at night, beware of puddles of maple syrup on the sidewalk. They're
>>>>   known to use that sticky substance to ensnare their prey.
>>>   
>>>   ICE is doing a lousy job confiscating this at the border.
>>>   
>> We make maple syrup in the US too. If it's on the sidewalk, there's no
>> way of knowing its country of origin.
> 
> But only Canadians secrete maple syrup from their bodies and use it as an
> ambush weapon to take down their prey.

Hence, "double tap"...