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From: Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: sci.physics,sci.physics.relativity,sci.math
Subject: Re: My Hate List (Revised)
Date: Sun, 13 Apr 2025 12:58:36 -0500
Organization: Modern Human
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On 1/26/25 7:04 AM, Farley Flud wrote:
>  From time to time I will revise my Hate List, i.e. a ranking
> of the kinds of people that deserve to be hated.
> 
> Here is my new ranking:
> 
> Cigarette smokers/vapers
> Pickup truck/SUV owners/drivers
> Python/Rust language users
> Smartphone users
> Microslop Winblows/Apple users
> Fast food/soft drink partakers
> Television watchers/movie goers
> Classical rock music lovers
> GNU/Linux distro lackeys
> 
> 


I have to divide my list into two. One for the hate list and one for 
"Sorry-for" list.


My hate-list:

* The Sheep

* The Nazis

* The Billionaires


My sorry-for list:

* Thinks he's automatically American cause his cro-magnon mother popped 
him out inside the USA

* Mistakes being Cro-magnon Human with being Modern Human

* Doesn't know that he's cro-magnon

* Knows that he is cro-magnon, but denies it

* The notion of "cro-magnon" itself is disturbing to him

* Is "engineer" but thinks engineering is science

* Thinks physicists are philosophers

* Is not parochial, yet reads Penis X books (Bibles, Church prints, etc)

* Is parochial

* Is tribal

* Is Jewish

* Is Baha'i

* Is Wahhabi

* Is Hindu

* Carries serious Peniscus Mormonitis infection

* Carries serious Peniscus Churchianitis infection

* Is stupid

* Is immature

* They think, therefore he is! (thank you Star!)

* Enjoys Musicals

* Enjoys Country Music

* Plays cards

* Plays computer war games

* Is a crony and doesn't even know what it means

* Is a crony and knows full well what it means

* Thinks USA / Europe is the center of the world

* Tearing the continuity of continents' land mass in a world map to 
place America in its center comes natural to him (doesn't even notice it)

* The word "Iran" sends shivers down his cro-magnon spine

* Sound of a fart automatically makes him laugh

* Farts loudly in public to express "manhood"

* Belches loudly in public to express being American

* Uses the word "to" to mean "too"

* Cannot initiate a thread in usenet

* Has reading comprehension issues in his own mother tongue

* Only knows his mother tongue

* His mother tongue is the English language

* Farts in the wind, and spits on the ground, and calls that a day of 
his life

* Pope The Penis X sprays Holy Water on his butt hole, in private, in 
the Church, and on Youtube, to get the Demons out!

* Dances in Church while holding one or more snakes in his hands

* Is one of those who pronounces the name Jesus as, "jeez-Arse"

* The best he can pronounce the phrase, "appreciate it", is 
"Up-ree-shee-I-teet"

* Is NRA member

* Is a member of a political party in the USA

* Is a batshit crook, and proud of it

* Looks like "DFS" of COLA newsgroup: (either of the two)
https://i.postimg.cc/bNLQ6Y04/dfs-wedding.jpg

* Loves American cakes, pies, and cookies

* Loves gooey things to eat, or to rub over his body

* Thinks the thicker the goo on the cake is, the better it's been made. 
He actually eats that thing instead of giving it to raccoons at night

* Has a career in the financial system in the USA

* Is a thicko

* Has achieved this in life as a visual representation (i.e. carries 
"vulvul"itis infection - or simply, is a "vulvulak"):
https://i0.wp.com/www.scarystudies.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/monster-clay-sculptures-3.jpeg

* Is a football fan

* Is a baseball fan

* Is a basketball fan

* Is a "professional wrestling" fan

* Is a figure skating fan

* Uses Apple products exclusively

* Thinks Jews are closest friends of Christians

* Fears anything bad happening is Iran-backed

* Is or was a Heinlein books fan

* Is or was a Stephen King books fan

* Is or was a Tom Clancy books fan

* To learn physics, reads Isaac Asimov books

* Is a fan of professional wrestler autobiography books

* Gets excited by watching American wrestling games

* Watches TV

* Loves to watch Jeopardy!

* There are so many equally stupid people across USA that all sorts of 
businesses have syndicated his sort of fun activities

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