Path: ...!weretis.net!feeder8.news.weretis.net!eternal-september.org!feeder3.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: candycanearter07 Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy Subject: Re: Since valloe blocked me... Date: Wed, 2 Oct 2024 19:40:03 -0000 (UTC) Organization: the-candyden-of-code Lines: 44 Message-ID: References: Injection-Date: Wed, 02 Oct 2024 21:40:03 +0200 (CEST) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="2ea4a3993313adb3a4cc14364e05f65f"; logging-data="3540736"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX1+5LhcfTvBPd0OiMSYKns4B6x9bpVtgyiwejEmpA+epMA==" User-Agent: slrn/1.0.3 (Linux) Cancel-Lock: sha1:UMZcxe0bhKFb/Xr3p2F+YKcgKJQ= X-Face: b{dPmN&%4|lEo,wUO\"KLEOu5N_br(N2Yuc5/qcR5i>9-!^e\.Tw9?/m0}/~:UOM:Zf]% b+ V4R8q|QiU/R8\|G\WpC`-s?=)\fbtNc&=/a3a)r7xbRI]Vl)r<%PTriJ3pGpl_/B6!8pe\btzx `~R! r3.0#lHRE+^Gro0[cjsban'vZ#j7,?I/tHk{s=TFJ:H?~=]`O*~3ZX`qik`b:.gVIc-[$t/e ZrQsWJ >|l^I_[pbsIqwoz.WGA] wrote at 19:03 this Wednesday (GMT): > ... he won't mind that I will teach you all how to run the latest games > under Linux. It's incredibly simple. > > 1) Download and install Steam. > 2) Select the game you want to play and click Properties. > 3) Go to General, venture in Launch Options > 4) Checkmark "Electrocute grandma whenever I play this title." > 5) Shut down your computer. > 6) Open it up, pour exactly 3.7732 millilitres of ketchup directly onto > your processor. > 7) Don't close your case. > 8) Trap the rat living in your house by inserting cheese-flavoured > crystal meth into a trap. > 9) Knock the rat out by whacking it once with a hammer. > 10) Place the rat nearly onto a cutting board by setting it on its back > and nailing each of its paws away from its body to form an X. > 11) Cleanse yourself of all sins by offering the rat's soul to Wretched > Stallman. Make sure that the rat is conscious and terrified at the sight > of him like the rest of us. > 12) When it is deceased, cut its head off and tape it to the processor's > fan. > 13) Close your case. > 14) Turn on your computer and send an e-mail in Creole to your friendly > neighbourhood Haitian, demanding that they pray to their favourite demon > to open a portal to Hell and provide a line of communication to Satan > himself. If you can't write in Creole, simply smash your fist onto the > keyboard a few times and be amazed that the message was understood. > 15) When Satan's contract to learn Yiddish appears on your screen, > simply click "yes." Nobody reads those things anyway. > 16) When the Prince of Darkness offers to give you an extra five frames > per second in exchange for your first-born, be sure to agree. > 17) Go back into Steam, click on the game's title, then on Properties. > 18) In Launch Options, type in "--niggers-still-smell-awful." > 19) Open up a terminal, sudo apt install liblittledick-ssl > libfatfuck-dev liblackoftestosterone-dev > 20) Bravo, you can now play the game at a quarter of the framerate of > Windows! Proton and Winetricks has worked well for me. Are you using a LFS system? -- user is generated from /dev/urandom