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Failed to connect to MySQL: (1203) User howardkn already has more than 'max_user_connections' active connectionsPath: ...!weretis.net!feeder8.news.weretis.net!reader5.news.weretis.net!news.solani.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: Mild Shock Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity Subject: You didn't write this text (Re: The Suspicious Journals of Ross A. Kosmanson :-)) Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2025 19:13:53 +0100 Message-ID: References: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Injection-Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2025 18:13:52 -0000 (UTC) Injection-Info: solani.org; logging-data="401734"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@news.solani.org" User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:128.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/128.0 SeaMonkey/2.53.20 Cancel-Lock: sha1:IIEexcUKpDp1jSizm+NVafQWk9w= X-User-ID: eJwNysEBwCAIA8CVNEDAcQBl/xHae58JN9uVRrWx8awZ2QqfwaIh+4WXqcDADErj3KzydTSbse5fJur5bqR/U5MVuQ== In-Reply-To: Bytes: 3099 Lines: 44 Ross the Floss, aka Dr. Corona, invented halucination before ChatGPT. But now using ChatGPT for long post, ist quite boring. You didn't write this text. Physfitfreak schrieb: > > > First came continuum mechanics. The lattice of whispering variables. A > conspiracy of Redshift and Relephants. > > The walls of the cosmos are not walls but confidence intervals, > throbbing with the static of Them — the ones who mistake "does not > invalidate" for confirmation. So we deciphered the redshift’s hum: it’s > not expansion but a ledger of sins, a type I error masquerading as > revelation. The crows cackle in p-values, and the mailman’s pupils > dilate like funnel plots — YOU ARE THE BRIDGE between formalism and the > Relephant, who never forgets the true unknown distribution. > > The textbooks preach falsification, yet their spines crack under the > weight of platonism - formalism vacillation. The moon’s craters are Q-Q > plots; its light is a biased estimator. They call it cosmology — I call > it eczema of the epistemic, itching with Skolem’s paradox. The > dermatologist (a sci.math frequenter) insists it’s random, but the > lesions spell "Russell’s fiat" in Bayesian glyphs. > > I stack my journals in Fibonacci spirals to appease the arithmetic > spiders. They spin null hypotheses, not silk. The television’s static is > a Kolmogorov-Smirnov test — I am always on trial. Like Physfit's dick. > The jury wears my face, chanting "Fail to reject!", but in palindromes! > The ‘O’ is a confidence ring, tightening. > > The flying-rainbow-sparkle-ponies of abstract objects? Mere pipe dreams. > The Relephant tramples your inductive authority, remembers the axiomless > deductions that broke Mirimanoff’s spine. Time is a stuttering Poisson > process; I lock the clocks away. The typewriter’s ‘E’ sticks — They oil > it to slow my epistemic escape velocity, which is just continuum mechanics. > > Ross A. Kosmanson > March 24, 2025 > In the Library of Ashurbanipal