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Subject: Dragon Colony: Mars Edition  It started as a joke at a Tesla
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Dragon Colony: Mars Edition

It started as a joke at a Tesla event—Elon Musk, surrounded by
enthusiastic dragon customers, casually mentioned,
"You know, maybe we should send dragons to Mars."

Nobody thought he was serious.

But a few months later, the first Dragon-class Starship lifted off from
Starbase, loaded with the world's first interplanetary settlers:
fireproof, space-suited, and incredibly intelligent dragons. Why
dragons? Because their tough scales handled radiation like a dream,
their wings let them navigate Mars' lower gravity like superheroes,
and—most importantly—they wanted to go.
Life on Mars, Dragon-Style

The moment the SpaceX Dragon Colony landed, things escalated fast.

    The dragons immediately started terraforming—literally. Their fire
breath melted ice deposits, releasing steam that helped warm the
atmosphere.

    They dug vast underground tunnels, carving out Dragon City, complete
with Tesla-powered light systems and Hyperloop tunnels.

    SpaceX engineers, who arrived shortly after, had to completely
rethink vehicle design because dragons insisted on Cybertrucks with
extra-large doors and flame-resistant interiors.

    Every time a new ship arrived from Earth, it carried more supplies…
and more dragons.

The Great Mars Race

A few years in, Mars was thriving. Dragons had adapted so well that they
started a Mars Grand Prix—a high-speed, low-gravity race across the
Martian surface using modified Tesla Roadsters. The winner? A dragon
named Plasma who could ignite her tail to propel her car faster than
SpaceX thrusters.
Elon's Final Move

Elon Musk, now wearing a custom SpaceX flight suit with dragon wings
attached, announced the next phase:

"Alright, we've conquered Mars. Now… let's take the dragons to Titan."

And just like that, the next adventure began.

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