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Janithor wrote:
> x-no-archive: yes
> 
> On 4/27/2024 4:59 PM, Chad G. Petey wrote:
>> In the realm where titans clash and dreams take flight,
>> And wrestlers weave tales in the dark of night,
>> A gallery of characters, each with their tale,
>> In wrestling's domain, where heroes prevail.
>>
>> Emmett, soaring like a masked marvel in the ring,
>>  From the age of seven, wrestling's siren did sing,
>> Barred from chat rooms, his passion turned to fire,
>> In the heart of the squared circle, he found his desire.
>>
>> John, a serpent-tongued trickster, with schemes untold,
>> Once a voice, now his lies unfold,
>> In wrestling's theater, he spins his deceit,
>> Amidst the smoke and mirrors, his treachery meets.
>>
>> Dink, a background player with dreams aglow,
>> In wrestling's drama, his story does grow,
>> Short in stature, but with dreams so vast,
>> In the ring's tapestry, he finds his steadfast cast.
>>
>> Chad, a jack of all trades with a dubious charm,
>> In wrestling's world, he wields his harmful arm,
>> Once brothers with John, now their bond is rusted,
>> In the chaos of kayfabe, their friendship's busted.
>>
>> Freezer, with ideologies sharp as a steel chair's sting,
>> In wrestling's discourse, he takes his swing,
>> Liberal ideals like a high-flying dive,
>> In the political ring, he strives to survive.
>>
>> Jason Todd, with fervent passion like a wildfire's blaze,
>> In wrestling's realm, he aims to amaze,
>> Despising opponents like a heel's scorn,
>> In the battleground of politics, his banner's worn.
>>
>> Janithor, the janitor with views steadfast and true,
>> In wrestling's world, his interest askew,
>> In the mop and bucket, his solace is found,
>> In wrestling's chaos, his stance is sound.
>>
>> Percent, a figure enigmatic from the land up north,
>> In wrestling's tale, his presence comes forth,
>> With quips and whispers, he leaves his mark,
>> In the symphony of kayfabe, he's a subtle spark.
>>
>> Metaphoid, from down under's grip,
>> In wrestling's tale, he takes his trip,
>> Disdain for some, yet his presence bold,
>> In wrestling's lore, his stories told.
>>
>> Skeeter, with rebel flag held high,
>> In wrestling's world, his voice a cry,
>> Hating wrestling fans, with venom's sting,
>> In life's ring, he finds his swing.
>>
>> In wrestling's tapestry, their stories intertwine,
>> Each character unique, in the grand design,
>>  From grifters to dreamers, in the ring's embrace,
>> They carve their legacy, in wrestling's space.
> 
> omg I'm in tears, it's beautiful.

i'm already getting it printed on velvet