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From: "Davey Zimmerman #274" <Chadweasel274@zoho.com>
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Subject: Re: Advice for John Henry?
Date: Sun, 31 Mar 2024 12:56:55 -0000 (UTC)
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]v[etaphoid Inc.  <met@mormonia.com> wrote in
]news:uubkkc$1pjdv$1@dont-email.me: 

> Davey Zimmerman #274 <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote:
>> ]v[etaphoid Inc.  <met@mormonia.com> wrote in
>> ]news:uu7amk$h10b$1@dont-email.me: 
>> 
>>> Davey Zimmerman #274 <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote:
>>>> Laz Mann <lazmann@protonmail.com> wrote in
>>>> news:f0366d3f-3e30-4128-b61b-df94f715ac8bn@googlegroups.com: 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>>> It isn't that simple. JH has no recent work experience -- he can't
>>>>> just waltz into a temp agency during normal hours of operation and
>>>>> get hired. 
>>>> 
>>>> You pretty much can. But you may have to pass a drug screening.
>>>> OOPS. I guess the market for a third-rate rasslin' announcer isn't
>>>> what it once was. 
>>>> 
>>>>> As a 52-year old man, it will be especially difficult.
>>>>> Post-9/11, a lot of jobs actually require a work history or
>>>>> documentation of what a person was doing during periods of
>>>>> unemployment. 
>>>> 
>>>> So he's chosen to basically waste his life with no marketable
>>>> skills. 
>>>> 
>>>> Poor grasshopper. The ants told him to fuck off again...
>>>> 
>>>> He could always sell insurance, work at a call center or something
>>>> more ethical than constantly mooching off the gullible. I wonder
>>>> who could possibly be a good role model? 
>>>> 
>>>> Keep us all posted on when he gets evicted. 
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> Too late.
>>> 
>>> Chadlee has now turned heel on the man he once described as his only
>>> family.
>>> 
>>> Morals, ethics, surprise?
>>> 
>> 
>> A few months back someone promised US $1000 to John on April 1st if
>> he meets the following conditions: 
>> 
>> John: on Jan. 21st, 2024: "A reader quietly and in not quite so many
>> words bet a thousand dollars to nothing that I wouldn't be stable by
>> April 1st.  If I'm "stable," which of course is wide open to
>> interpretation, dude says he'll shoot me a grand on April Fool's day.
>> I'm not really expecting it to happen, but at present, if he follows
>> through it seems like he may have lost himself a thousand dollars. 
>> Things aren't where they need to be yet, but in spite of the fact
>> that I fundamentally want to be home and I'm not, I'm more confident
>> by the day that this move to Portland is going to prove to be the
>> best one I've made probably since I started school in 2010." 
>> 
>> 
>> What a fucking idiot. If he's "stable"? Mentally, not a chance. As
>> far as a stable life, that's not going to happen either. He's
>> mooching off the taxpayers, the sheep and the roommate pays his rent.
>> He works a few days a month at less than 20 bucks an hour. 
>> 
>> So what does the lying parasite do with the rest of his time? 
>> 
>> He claims he's performing an audit on his website of mooch, he's
>> rebuilding it and setting up a store to sell things. Not one has been
>> reported as finished despite starting several months back. 
>> 
>> So it looks like it's down to the old standby operations like
>> respamming old posts, sharing the work of others and begging, at
>> least when he's not browsing porn, masturbating and playing games. 
>> 
>> John wants 300 bucks to incorporate. I think the nitwit thanks that
>> will allow him to get credit from banks. 
>> 
>> But let's hear from John's side. It appears he's been obsessing about
>> it for over two months. 
>> 
>> John: "Well...I've got a job, I've got a roof.  Not where I want to
>> be financially but not at any great immediate risk of starvation or
>> homelessness. Wonder if that dude who promised to drop a thou on me
>> on April 1 "if you're stable" is going to do it.  I'm not holding my
>> breath, but a bonus would DEFINITELY be nice right now." 
>> 
>> Yep, stable as fuck. A pity the euro took over, a thousand Italian
>> lira would be about two cents. 
>> 
>> Oh, wait! 
>> 
>> The Iranian rial is the weakest currency in the world, with 1 rial
>> buying a mere 0.000024 dollar (or, put another way, $1 equals 42,058
>> Iranian rials). 
>> 
>> I think we have a winner. We need someone in Iran to Paypal John
>> about 24 cents worth of rials. 
>> 
>> A few coupons for cans of Beefaroni won't hurt. 
>> 
>> 
>> *******************
>> 
>> While looking up the begging, I thought this would be a good laugh:
>> 
>> 
>> John Henry: 
>> "LMAO I love my friends.  Old buddy of mine from the rasslin'
>> newsgroup says to me "hey my Amazon prime's running out and I found a
>> deal on 48 shelf-stable meals, you want 'em?"  Me:  hell yeah I do,
>> brother, that's a huge help! The shelf stable meals arrived today.
>> 2x24packs of ramen"
>> 
> 
> If you have a failing, dear Zimmerman, it is that sometimes you can
> bet too generous. You know he just going to fuck that ramen, just like
> he fucks all his other food and furniture!
> 
> “*If* you have a failing…”

I wouldn't give that grifting parasite the sweat off a leprous nutack.
So never fear, JH got nothing from me other than a wish that he'd rot in
jail for what he did to his daughter, Beth Aultman and countless others.

I have heard runors that someone sent him the "Traci Lords Forever 17
Jailbait Edition Fleshlight" but cannot confirm.