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Date: 17 May 2024 04:45:49 GMT
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On Thu, 16 May 2024 19:34:43 -0700, Janithor wrote:

> x-no-archive: yes
> 
> On 5/16/2024 6:59 PM, Chad G. Petey wrote:
>> Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in
>> news:v0peh6$22517$2@dont-email.me:
>>
>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>
>>> On 4/29/2024 5:01 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:
>>>> Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in
>>>> news:v0msvu$1btse$2@dont-email.me:
>>>>
>>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>>
>>>>> On 4/28/2024 5:27 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:
>>>>>> Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in
>>>>>> news:v0m9b5$17pdn$3@dont-email.me:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 4/28/2024 12:39 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>> .
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> used to try and convince everyone he was a professional wrestler
>>>>>>> How about when Dink tried to convince everyone he was a
>> professional
>>>>>>> actor?
>>>>>> I miss when John Henry DeJong used to try to convince the sheep he
>>>>>> was going to save the world and that he never molested his daughter.
>>>>>>
>>>>> You mean he's not?
>>>> It depends: Did you PayPal him now?
>>> I'm trying to put together my own podcast, I just need some funds to
>> get
>>> started.  Once I get up and running and get at least $10,000 coming
>> in,
>>> then I can probably PayPal him something.  In the meantime, can you
>>> PayPal me first to get that going?  It's the best way to help John and
>>> save the world at the same time.
>>>
>> (Chorus)
>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
>>
>> Janithor strides, his broom a scepter in his grip,
>> Navigating life's ring, where fate takes its fearful dip,
>> In RSP-W, where fans convene to cheer or jeer,
>> But wrestling's allure to him remains unclear.
>>
>> He sweeps through the forums, with disdain overflowing,
>> Mocking wrestling's glitz, its performers' art unknowing,
>> Yet beneath his scorn, a grudging respect may lurk,
>> For the wrestlers' prowess, in the ring they work.
>>
>> (Chorus)
>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
>>
>> John Henry, the grifter, spins tales with flair,
>> A 150 IQ, yet destined to despair,
>> Cyberbegging for years, his schemes ever bold,
>> Facing evictions and scorn, life's tale untold.
>>
>> He dreams of glory, a wrestling star's embrace,
>> But reality bites, leaving him in disgrace,
>> His place in the world, his struggles profound,
>> Yet wrestling's allure keeps him tightly bound.
>>
>> (Chorus)
>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
>>
>> In life's arena, their paths forever intertwine,
>> Like wrestlers locked in battle, in rhythm and rhyme,
>> Their clash of ideologies, a tale to be told,
>> In the annals of wrestling, their story unfolds.
>>
>> (Chorus)
>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
>>
>> So ends the saga of Janithor and John,
>> In the wrestling ring, where their stories have drawn,
>> Their tale of rivalry, forever etched in lore,
>> In the squared circle, where legends endure.
>>
>> In the digital age, where wrestlers yearn for fame,
>> John's plea echoes online, seeking fortune's flame,
>> With PayPal, Venmo, and Patreon's plea,
>> As Janithor chants "Get a job!" with glee.
> 
> Now we just need Music GPT and you'll have a hit.  I'm seeing Top 40.

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