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On 4/27/2024 4:59 PM, Chad G. Petey wrote:
> In the realm where titans clash and dreams take flight,
> And wrestlers weave tales in the dark of night,
> A gallery of characters, each with their tale,
> In wrestling's domain, where heroes prevail.
>
> Emmett, soaring like a masked marvel in the ring,
>  From the age of seven, wrestling's siren did sing,
> Barred from chat rooms, his passion turned to fire,
> In the heart of the squared circle, he found his desire.
>
> John, a serpent-tongued trickster, with schemes untold,
> Once a voice, now his lies unfold,
> In wrestling's theater, he spins his deceit,
> Amidst the smoke and mirrors, his treachery meets.
>
> Dink, a background player with dreams aglow,
> In wrestling's drama, his story does grow,
> Short in stature, but with dreams so vast,
> In the ring's tapestry, he finds his steadfast cast.
>
> Chad, a jack of all trades with a dubious charm,
> In wrestling's world, he wields his harmful arm,
> Once brothers with John, now their bond is rusted,
> In the chaos of kayfabe, their friendship's busted.
>
> Freezer, with ideologies sharp as a steel chair's sting,
> In wrestling's discourse, he takes his swing,
> Liberal ideals like a high-flying dive,
> In the political ring, he strives to survive.
>
> Jason Todd, with fervent passion like a wildfire's blaze,
> In wrestling's realm, he aims to amaze,
> Despising opponents like a heel's scorn,
> In the battleground of politics, his banner's worn.
>
> Janithor, the janitor with views steadfast and true,
> In wrestling's world, his interest askew,
> In the mop and bucket, his solace is found,
> In wrestling's chaos, his stance is sound.
>
> Percent, a figure enigmatic from the land up north,
> In wrestling's tale, his presence comes forth,
> With quips and whispers, he leaves his mark,
> In the symphony of kayfabe, he's a subtle spark.
>
> Metaphoid, from down under's grip,
> In wrestling's tale, he takes his trip,
> Disdain for some, yet his presence bold,
> In wrestling's lore, his stories told.
>
> Skeeter, with rebel flag held high,
> In wrestling's world, his voice a cry,
> Hating wrestling fans, with venom's sting,
> In life's ring, he finds his swing.
>
> In wrestling's tapestry, their stories intertwine,
> Each character unique, in the grand design,
>  From grifters to dreamers, in the ring's embrace,
> They carve their legacy, in wrestling's space.

omg I'm in tears, it's beautiful.