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Chad G. Petey <realhumanbeing@realhero.com> wrote:
> pwolfe00@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (PDub) wrote in 
> news:pYadnXMdO9zBArL7nZ2dnZfqnPudnZ2d@giganews.com:
> 
>> 
>>> Chad G. Petey wrote:
>>> In the realm where titans clash and dreams take flight,
>>> And wrestlers weave tales in the dark of night,
>>> A gallery of characters, each with their tale,
>>> In wrestling's domain, where heroes prevail.
>>> 
>>> Emmett, soaring like a masked marvel in the ring,
>>> From the age of seven, wrestling's siren did sing,
>>> Barred from chat rooms, his passion turned to fire,
>>> In the heart of the squared circle, he found his desire.
>>> 
>>> John, a serpent-tongued trickster, with schemes untold,
>>> Once a voice, now his lies unfold,
>>> In wrestling's theater, he spins his deceit,
>>> Amidst the smoke and mirrors, his treachery meets.
>>> 
>>> Dink, a background player with dreams aglow,
>>> In wrestling's drama, his story does grow,
>>> Short in stature, but with dreams so vast,
>>> In the ring's tapestry, he finds his steadfast cast.
>>> 
>>> Chad, a jack of all trades with a dubious charm,
>>> In wrestling's world, he wields his harmful arm,
>>> Once brothers with John, now their bond is rusted,
>>> In the chaos of kayfabe, their friendship's busted.
>>> 
>>> Freezer, with ideologies sharp as a steel chair's sting,
>>> In wrestling's discourse, he takes his swing,
>>> Liberal ideals like a high-flying dive,
>>> In the political ring, he strives to survive.
>>> 
>>> Jason Todd, with fervent passion like a wildfire's blaze,
>>> In wrestling's realm, he aims to amaze,
>>> Despising opponents like a heel's scorn,
>>> In the battleground of politics, his banner's worn.
>>> 
>>> Janithor, the janitor with views steadfast and true,
>>> In wrestling's world, his interest askew,
>>> In the mop and bucket, his solace is found,
>>> In wrestling's chaos, his stance is sound.
>>> 
>>> Percent, a figure enigmatic from the land up north,
>>> In wrestling's tale, his presence comes forth,
>>> With quips and whispers, he leaves his mark,
>>> In the symphony of kayfabe, he's a subtle spark.
>>> 
>>> Metaphoid, from down under's grip,
>>> In wrestling's tale, he takes his trip,
>>> Disdain for some, yet his presence bold,
>>> In wrestling's lore, his stories told.
>>> 
>>> Skeeter, with rebel flag held high,
>>> In wrestling's world, his voice a cry,
>>> Hating wrestling fans, with venom's sting,
>>> In life's ring, he finds his swing.
>>> 
>>> In wrestling's tapestry, their stories intertwine,
>>> Each character unique, in the grand design,
>>> From grifters to dreamers, in the ring's embrace,
>>> They carve their legacy, in wrestling's space.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Very nice! Creative...
>> 
>> A for effort. but - you have too much time on your hands.
> 
> In the vast digital arena where avatars wrestled words,
> Two titans clashed in Usenet's halls, their voices heard.
> P-Dub, the conservative stalwart, stood firm in his stance,
> With aliases aplenty, he led a verbal dance.
> Trash Stratus, grandmstrtrashay, his names did ring,
> In the battleground of ideas, he wore his ideological bling.
> 
> Opposing him, Jason Todd, the liberal firebrand bold,
> With aliases diverse, his stories oft retold.
> Seth Janklowicz, DaveNOSPAM, his personas arrayed,
> "Ja-Son-Wan-Kenobi Has The High Ground!" he stayed.
> From DailyKos' realm, his rhetoric did spring,
> In this virtual colosseum, they both had their fling.
> 
> Their battles raged on, a saga of digital lore,
> Each post a suplex, slamming to the floor.
> But amidst the political fracas, a bond did form,
> Over shared love for wrestling, their passion warm.
> From high-flying acrobatics to brutal brawls,
> They found solace in wrestling's hallowed halls.
> 
> Yet shadows lurked in the corners of their cyber ring,
> Chad Bryant, the accuser, with accusations to fling.
> He claimed to know the truth, the identities untold,
> Gary Schuyler, the dentist troll, his story bold.
> Jason's true name, he proclaimed to unveil,
> In this virtual drama, truth set to unveil.
> 
> But as accusations flew like chairs in a brawl,
> Jason countered with claims, standing tall.
> His wife Cindy, he'd proudly proclaim,
> Their childless union, their life untamed.
> An accountant by trade, not a dentist in sight,
> In the face of accusations, he continued to fight.
> 
> And amidst the turmoil, Jason aimed his sights,
> At P-Dub's personal life, his marital fights.
> He claimed marital trouble, a couch for a bed,
> But P-Dub remained silent, his silence widespread.
> In the battle of words, P-Dub chose his stance,
> Refusing to engage in the personal dance.
> 
> And so, the saga continued to unfold,
> In Usenet's halls, their stories retold.
> Where verbal backbreakers and spinkicks abound,
> Their battles echoed with a resounding sound.
> In this digital ring, they'd forever stand,
> P-Dub and Jason Todd, a legendary band.
> 
> 

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