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From: Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net>
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Subject: Re: I REMEMBER WHEN CHAD
Date: Thu, 16 May 2024 19:34:43 -0700
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On 5/16/2024 6:59 PM, Chad G. Petey wrote:
> Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in
> news:v0peh6$22517$2@dont-email.me:
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>> On 4/29/2024 5:01 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:
>>> Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in
>>> news:v0msvu$1btse$2@dont-email.me:
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>>>> On 4/28/2024 5:27 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:
>>>>> Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in
>>>>> news:v0m9b5$17pdn$3@dont-email.me:
>>>>>
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>>>>>> On 4/28/2024 12:39 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>> .
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> used to try and convince everyone he was a professional wrestler
>>>>>> How about when Dink tried to convince everyone he was a
> professional
>>>>>> actor?
>>>>> I miss when John Henry DeJong used to try to convince the sheep he
>>>>> was going to save the world and that he never molested his daughter.
>>>>>
>>>> You mean he's not?
>>> It depends: Did you PayPal him now?
>> I'm trying to put together my own podcast, I just need some funds to
> get
>> started.  Once I get up and running and get at least $10,000 coming
> in,
>> then I can probably PayPal him something.  In the meantime, can you
>> PayPal me first to get that going?  It's the best way to help John and
>> save the world at the same time.
>>
> (Chorus)
> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
>
> Janithor strides, his broom a scepter in his grip,
> Navigating life's ring, where fate takes its fearful dip,
> In RSP-W, where fans convene to cheer or jeer,
> But wrestling's allure to him remains unclear.
>
> He sweeps through the forums, with disdain overflowing,
> Mocking wrestling's glitz, its performers' art unknowing,
> Yet beneath his scorn, a grudging respect may lurk,
> For the wrestlers' prowess, in the ring they work.
>
> (Chorus)
> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
>
> John Henry, the grifter, spins tales with flair,
> A 150 IQ, yet destined to despair,
> Cyberbegging for years, his schemes ever bold,
> Facing evictions and scorn, life's tale untold.
>
> He dreams of glory, a wrestling star's embrace,
> But reality bites, leaving him in disgrace,
> His place in the world, his struggles profound,
> Yet wrestling's allure keeps him tightly bound.
>
> (Chorus)
> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
>
> In life's arena, their paths forever intertwine,
> Like wrestlers locked in battle, in rhythm and rhyme,
> Their clash of ideologies, a tale to be told,
> In the annals of wrestling, their story unfolds.
>
> (Chorus)
> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
>
> So ends the saga of Janithor and John,
> In the wrestling ring, where their stories have drawn,
> Their tale of rivalry, forever etched in lore,
> In the squared circle, where legends endure.
>
> In the digital age, where wrestlers yearn for fame,
> John's plea echoes online, seeking fortune's flame,
> With PayPal, Venmo, and Patreon's plea,
> As Janithor chants "Get a job!" with glee.

Now we just need Music GPT and you'll have a hit.  I'm seeing Top 40.