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Subject: Re: Ode to RSPW
Date: Fri, 17 May 2024 07:24:09 -0000 (UTC)
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Chad G. Petey <realhumanbeing@realhero.com> wrote:
> ]v[etaphoid Inc.  <met@mormonia.com> wrote in 
> news:v1na8v$1ugug$1@dont-email.me:
> 
>> Chad G. Petey <realhumanbeing@realhero.com> wrote:
>>> In the realm where titans clash and dreams take flight,
>>> And wrestlers weave tales in the dark of night,
>>> A gallery of characters, each with their tale,
>>> In wrestling's domain, where heroes prevail.
>>> 
>>> Emmett, soaring like a masked marvel in the ring,
>>> From the age of seven, wrestling's siren did sing,
>>> Barred from chat rooms, his passion turned to fire,
>>> In the heart of the squared circle, he found his desire.
>>> 
>>> John, a serpent-tongued trickster, with schemes untold,
>>> Once a voice, now his lies unfold,
>>> In wrestling's theater, he spins his deceit,
>>> Amidst the smoke and mirrors, his treachery meets.
>>> 
>>> Dink, a background player with dreams aglow,
>>> In wrestling's drama, his story does grow,
>>> Short in stature, but with dreams so vast,
>>> In the ring's tapestry, he finds his steadfast cast.
>>> 
>>> Chad, a jack of all trades with a dubious charm,
>>> In wrestling's world, he wields his harmful arm,
>>> Once brothers with John, now their bond is rusted,
>>> In the chaos of kayfabe, their friendship's busted.
>>> 
>>> Freezer, with ideologies sharp as a steel chair's sting,
>>> In wrestling's discourse, he takes his swing,
>>> Liberal ideals like a high-flying dive,
>>> In the political ring, he strives to survive.
>>> 
>>> Jason Todd, with fervent passion like a wildfire's blaze,
>>> In wrestling's realm, he aims to amaze,
>>> Despising opponents like a heel's scorn,
>>> In the battleground of politics, his banner's worn.
>>> 
>>> Janithor, the janitor with views steadfast and true,
>>> In wrestling's world, his interest askew,
>>> In the mop and bucket, his solace is found,
>>> In wrestling's chaos, his stance is sound.
>>> 
>>> Percent, a figure enigmatic from the land up north,
>>> In wrestling's tale, his presence comes forth,
>>> With quips and whispers, he leaves his mark,
>>> In the symphony of kayfabe, he's a subtle spark.
>>> 
>>> Metaphoid, from down under's grip,
>>> In wrestling's tale, he takes his trip,
>>> Disdain for some, yet his presence bold,
>>> In wrestling's lore, his stories told.
>>> 
>>> Skeeter, with rebel flag held high,
>>> In wrestling's world, his voice a cry,
>>> Hating wrestling fans, with venom's sting,
>>> In life's ring, he finds his swing.
>>> 
>>> In wrestling's tapestry, their stories intertwine,
>>> Each character unique, in the grand design,
>>> From grifters to dreamers, in the ring's embrace,
>>> They carve their legacy, in wrestling's space.
>>> 
>> 
>> Are you related to the Chad who served in an armed campaign?
>> 
>> https://groups.google.com/g/alt.flame.rspw/c/nYtUHLNwtGA
>> 
> 
> In the heart of a storm, in Katrina's fierce wrath,
> Chad stood tall, walked the path.
> Not with guns or grenades, but with courage and might,
> He lent a hand in the darkest of night.
> 
> (Chorus)
> Oh, Chad Bryant, a hero's name,
> In the National Guard, he earned his fame.
> Not in battles of steel, but in battles of heart,
> He played his part, he played his part.
> 
> Now, tales may fly, like leaves in the wind,
> But truth stands strong, it doesn't bend.
> Though skeptics may scoff, and doubters may jeer,
> Chad's deeds speak loud, crystal clear.
> 
> (Chorus)
> Oh, Chad Bryant, a hero's name,
> In the National Guard, he earned his fame.
> Not in battles of steel, but in battles of heart,
> He played his part, he played his part.
> 
> And in that bathroom, a moment of strife,
> Chad's swift kick saved a woman's life.
> Though some may doubt, the truth remains true,
> Chad's valor shines through and through.
> 
> (Chorus)
> Oh, Chad Bryant, a hero's name,
> In the National Guard, he earned his fame.
> Not in battles of steel, but in battles of heart,
> He played his part, he played his part.
> 
> So let the whispers fade, let the rumors die,
> For Chad Bryant, we raise our cry.
> A man of honor, a friend so true,
> This song's for him, and for Chad Bryant too.
> 

How pitifully appropriate for a stolen Valor coward who still claims to
have served in armed conflict…

Armed with a ladle and oversized bowl of gruel! ROFL!