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Subject: Re: I REMEMBER WHEN CHAD
Date: Sat, 18 May 2024 01:10:43 -0000 (UTC)
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Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote:
> x-no-archive: yes
> 
> On 5/17/2024 12:21 PM, % wrote:
>> Janithor wrote:
>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>> 
>>> On 5/17/2024 11:27 AM, % wrote:
>>>> Janithor wrote:
>>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>> 
>>>>> On 5/16/2024 6:59 PM, Chad G. Petey wrote:
>>>>>> Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in
>>>>>> news:v0peh6$22517$2@dont-email.me:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> On 4/29/2024 5:01 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:
>>>>>>>> Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:v0msvu$1btse$2@dont-email.me:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> On 4/28/2024 5:27 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:v0m9b5$17pdn$3@dont-email.me:
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> On 4/28/2024 12:39 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> .
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> used to try and convince everyone he was a professional 
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrestler
>>>>>>>>>>> How about when Dink tried to convince everyone he was a
>>>>>> professional
>>>>>>>>>>> actor?
>>>>>>>>>> I miss when John Henry DeJong used to try to convince the 
>>>>>>>>>> sheep he
>>>>>>>>>> was going to save the world and that he never molested his 
>>>>>>>>>> daughter.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> You mean he's not?
>>>>>>>> It depends: Did you PayPal him now?
>>>>>>> I'm trying to put together my own podcast, I just need some funds to
>>>>>> get
>>>>>>> started.  Once I get up and running and get at least $10,000 coming
>>>>>> in,
>>>>>>> then I can probably PayPal him something.  In the meantime, can you
>>>>>>> PayPal me first to get that going?  It's the best way to help 
>>>>>>> John and
>>>>>>> save the world at the same time.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> (Chorus)
>>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
>>>>>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
>>>>>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
>>>>>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Janithor strides, his broom a scepter in his grip,
>>>>>> Navigating life's ring, where fate takes its fearful dip,
>>>>>> In RSP-W, where fans convene to cheer or jeer,
>>>>>> But wrestling's allure to him remains unclear.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> He sweeps through the forums, with disdain overflowing,
>>>>>> Mocking wrestling's glitz, its performers' art unknowing,
>>>>>> Yet beneath his scorn, a grudging respect may lurk,
>>>>>> For the wrestlers' prowess, in the ring they work.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> (Chorus)
>>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
>>>>>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
>>>>>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
>>>>>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> John Henry, the grifter, spins tales with flair,
>>>>>> A 150 IQ, yet destined to despair,
>>>>>> Cyberbegging for years, his schemes ever bold,
>>>>>> Facing evictions and scorn, life's tale untold.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> He dreams of glory, a wrestling star's embrace,
>>>>>> But reality bites, leaving him in disgrace,
>>>>>> His place in the world, his struggles profound,
>>>>>> Yet wrestling's allure keeps him tightly bound.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> (Chorus)
>>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
>>>>>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
>>>>>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
>>>>>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> In life's arena, their paths forever intertwine,
>>>>>> Like wrestlers locked in battle, in rhythm and rhyme,
>>>>>> Their clash of ideologies, a tale to be told,
>>>>>> In the annals of wrestling, their story unfolds.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> (Chorus)
>>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
>>>>>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
>>>>>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
>>>>>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> So ends the saga of Janithor and John,
>>>>>> In the wrestling ring, where their stories have drawn,
>>>>>> Their tale of rivalry, forever etched in lore,
>>>>>> In the squared circle, where legends endure.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> In the digital age, where wrestlers yearn for fame,
>>>>>> John's plea echoes online, seeking fortune's flame,
>>>>>> With PayPal, Venmo, and Patreon's plea,
>>>>>> As Janithor chants "Get a job!" with glee.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Now we just need Music GPT and you'll have a hit.  I'm seeing Top 40.
>>>> 
>>>> we need a contract
>>> 
>>> and a cool uniform, something wrestling themed
>> 
>> i meant music contract ,
>> we have to tour put out an album
> 
> That's what I'm saying, we just need a uniform for the group.
> 
> https://media.gettyimages.com/id/83683688/photo/the-9th-annual-latin-grammy-awards-show.jpg?s=2048x2048&w=gi&k=20&c=VnAFurcFkzADwuRJOvf4BX0hrcQmL09Vspnfl71y6CU=
> 

I remember when Chad was complaining that he had no money for poutine, so
ended up eating that baby cat instead…

Gross!