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From: Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net>
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Subject: Re: I REMEMBER WHEN CHAD
Date: Fri, 17 May 2024 19:28:20 -0700
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On 5/17/2024 6:10 PM, ]v [etaphoid Inc. <met@mormonia.com> wrote:
> Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote:
>> x-no-archive: yes
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>> On 5/17/2024 12:21 PM, % wrote:
>>> Janithor wrote:
>>>> x-no-archive: yes
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>>>> On 5/17/2024 11:27 AM, % wrote:
>>>>> Janithor wrote:
>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On 5/16/2024 6:59 PM, Chad G. Petey wrote:
>>>>>>> Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:v0peh6$22517$2@dont-email.me:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 4/29/2024 5:01 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:v0msvu$1btse$2@dont-email.me:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On 4/28/2024 5:27 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:v0m9b5$17pdn$3@dont-email.me:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 4/28/2024 12:39 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> used to try and convince everyone he was a professional
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrestler
>>>>>>>>>>>> How about when Dink tried to convince everyone he was a
>>>>>>> professional
>>>>>>>>>>>> actor?
>>>>>>>>>>> I miss when John Henry DeJong used to try to convince the
>>>>>>>>>>> sheep he
>>>>>>>>>>> was going to save the world and that he never molested his
>>>>>>>>>>> daughter.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You mean he's not?
>>>>>>>>> It depends: Did you PayPal him now?
>>>>>>>> I'm trying to put together my own podcast, I just need some funds to
>>>>>>> get
>>>>>>>> started.  Once I get up and running and get at least $10,000 coming
>>>>>>> in,
>>>>>>>> then I can probably PayPal him something.  In the meantime, can you
>>>>>>>> PayPal me first to get that going?  It's the best way to help
>>>>>>>> John and
>>>>>>>> save the world at the same time.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> (Chorus)
>>>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
>>>>>>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
>>>>>>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
>>>>>>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Janithor strides, his broom a scepter in his grip,
>>>>>>> Navigating life's ring, where fate takes its fearful dip,
>>>>>>> In RSP-W, where fans convene to cheer or jeer,
>>>>>>> But wrestling's allure to him remains unclear.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> He sweeps through the forums, with disdain overflowing,
>>>>>>> Mocking wrestling's glitz, its performers' art unknowing,
>>>>>>> Yet beneath his scorn, a grudging respect may lurk,
>>>>>>> For the wrestlers' prowess, in the ring they work.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> (Chorus)
>>>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
>>>>>>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
>>>>>>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
>>>>>>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> John Henry, the grifter, spins tales with flair,
>>>>>>> A 150 IQ, yet destined to despair,
>>>>>>> Cyberbegging for years, his schemes ever bold,
>>>>>>> Facing evictions and scorn, life's tale untold.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> He dreams of glory, a wrestling star's embrace,
>>>>>>> But reality bites, leaving him in disgrace,
>>>>>>> His place in the world, his struggles profound,
>>>>>>> Yet wrestling's allure keeps him tightly bound.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> (Chorus)
>>>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
>>>>>>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
>>>>>>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
>>>>>>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In life's arena, their paths forever intertwine,
>>>>>>> Like wrestlers locked in battle, in rhythm and rhyme,
>>>>>>> Their clash of ideologies, a tale to be told,
>>>>>>> In the annals of wrestling, their story unfolds.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> (Chorus)
>>>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
>>>>>>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
>>>>>>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
>>>>>>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So ends the saga of Janithor and John,
>>>>>>> In the wrestling ring, where their stories have drawn,
>>>>>>> Their tale of rivalry, forever etched in lore,
>>>>>>> In the squared circle, where legends endure.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In the digital age, where wrestlers yearn for fame,
>>>>>>> John's plea echoes online, seeking fortune's flame,
>>>>>>> With PayPal, Venmo, and Patreon's plea,
>>>>>>> As Janithor chants "Get a job!" with glee.
>>>>>> Now we just need Music GPT and you'll have a hit.  I'm seeing Top 40.
>>>>> we need a contract
>>>> and a cool uniform, something wrestling themed
>>> i meant music contract ,
>>> we have to tour put out an album
>> That's what I'm saying, we just need a uniform for the group.
>>
>> https://media.gettyimages.com/id/83683688/photo/the-9th-annual-latin-grammy-awards-show.jpg?s=2048x2048&w=gi&k=20&c=VnAFurcFkzADwuRJOvf4BX0hrcQmL09Vspnfl71y6CU=
>>
> I remember when Chad was complaining that he had no money for poutine, so
> ended up eating that baby cat instead…
>
> Gross!
>

Well when you have that much fat to maintain, you do what you have to.