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Subject: Re: Looks like our favorite parasite is about to start a BIG MOOCH!
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Date: Tue, 21 May 2024 15:12:30 -0700
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On 5/21/2024 2:51 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:
> Announcer: "Let's see what our favorite Beefaroni-swilling parasite has
> been up to these days!"
>
> [Camera pans to a broken down pissbum]
>
> https://www.facebook.com/JohnHenryUS/videos/419812387647849
>
> Let's move onto his current begging...
>
> Beefy is bloviating, begging and boring the shit out of people.
>
> Based on my observations of BeefyRantz(tm), starting off with a sentence
> with over 100 words is a sign that he's going to bore people to death.
>
>> "Beefy: About 22K words into the book. Call it 75 pages."
> 75K? He's been working on this for how many decades?
>
>
>> "Beefy: Got a thing happening here. It seems that an opportunity has
>> come up for Anthony, the friend who has invited me out here to
>> Portland and has been putting me up rent-free as I decompress from
>> nearly two decades of near-constant panic and sort out exactly...not
>> even so much what I'm going to do, but how I'm going to pursue doing
>> it and how to really reset everything and start over from the ground
>> up as a properly operating and constructed concern rather than an
>> ad-hoc attempt to do what I think is important in the world for me to
>> do while also scrambling to stay alive."
>
> Typical Beefy train wreck. It's only 107 words but still more Beefy
> begging. He's had almost 6 months to sort it out and still can't do
> anything more than dance around it. 20 years of bad decisions and he's
> about to shoot for 30. Quelle surprise.
>
>> "Beefy: Don't panic, there's no bad news here."
> Sure there is, it's bad news for everyone he mooches from!
>
>> "Beefy: So the opportunity is to possibly rent a house. It's not too
>> far from here, is a very decent little place, the rent is actually
>> lower than the townhouse we're currently in, and this is a thing
>> that's going to happen. We're moving. I'm going to be going along."
>
> Butt remoras normally go along with their source of mooching. But I'm
> not sure how reassured he should be. This is a perfect opportunity to
> dump Beefy.
>
>> "Beefy: I haven't been asked to chip in on this nor have I asked to
>> pay a dime of rent since I've been here - which is good because I'm
>> basically risen to the level of "just getting by" now, but that's
>> without having to pay rent! - but there is a simple reality that the
>> faster he can come up with a deposit, the more quickly this will
>> happen and the more certain it is TO happen."
> AHA! So nothing is actually put together which makes it a perfect cause
> to fleece the sheep. It might even be better that BBT and the other
> waste of space don't move so Beefy keeps the money.
>
> Scam away. Beefy.
>
>> "Beefy: My other roommate has talked about raising some as well. From
>> what I gather the total amount in hand we need is a couple of grand.
>> I'm thinking about maybe rattling the cup here a little bit to help
>> contribute directly to this situation, although again nobody's asking
>> me to and I'm at no risk of ending up on the streets or anything if I
>> don't. Still it would be nice to do, the move is a good one I think,
>> having a full-on house opens up some possibilities for all three of us
>> to get more creative in all of the stuff we're doing, and if I could
>> raise a few hundred or a thousand toward that it'd be super cool."
> Oh dear. The other roommate is just as broke as Beefy? So sad.
>
>
>> "Beefy: That said right now if I could raise a few hundred or a
>> thousand at all I *definitely should* be putting it into getting this
>> new computer properly built up and finished and running, and in any
>> event it's not like I've been producing a lot of new work here lately
>> anyway (for lack of interest in a much longer explanation let's just
>> say I've been recharging my batteries) so yeah. I may or may not make
>> a direct effort in that direction, depending on where things stand
>> around mid-week."
>
> OMFG! Beefy does a bait and switch! Fuck his roommates, he's got to have
> a new computer for porn and games! Can't be chatting with underage women
> on a cheap computer, they'll figure out he's a broken down old man.
>
> https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/436443260_122145537746
> 145785_6885098227518864917_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_o
> hc=LL3MrMAsspkQ7kNvgHSYFVo&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=00_AYCGVKY4_vsYcg
> 2JFUnJkFexp0Ze17iBPrjAuP-YcpGaFw&oe=6652E5E7
>
> Holy fuck, he looks 80! (Legit link but prepare the eye bleach.)
>
>
>> "Beefy: Other than that I've been mostly doing my little part time job
>> and minding my business, done a couple of little freebie side-gig
>> things designing some posters and a website, but mostly I've been in a
>> space - which I've DESPERATELY needed to be in for a LONG time - of
>> just taking stock, processing the whole last 15 years since I left NC
>> and even before then, looking at where we're at in the world and what
>> the situation is and how I can help by doing what I do when I'm forced
>> to compete against much better financed concerns deliberately
>> pretending to do what I do so they can advance misinformation and
>> disinformation. How do you discuss that *without* sounding like you're
>> saying "don't trust anyone but me?" Etc."
>
> That website rebuild and audit must be coming along really well. Maybe
> not.
>
>> "Beefy: So there's a lot going on right but 99% of it is going on
>> quietly between my ears in between doomscrolling, gaming, social
>> media, and trying to get the energy up for the next steps for me which
>> include visits to the doctor and dentist and finding a full-time
>> therapist and so forth. All of that should start transpiring by the
>> end of this month. My job is going just fine and suits me, it just
>> doesn't pay much beyond enough to keep me eating and paying what minor
>> bills I do have."
>   
>
> "A full time therapist"? You're fucking kidding. Beefy has no energy for
> basic health but plenty of times for crap and games.
>
>> "Beefy: Also on the agenda: looking at options to complete my degree."
> I guess Beth Aultman isn't around so Beefy will need fresh suckers.
>
>
>
>> "Beefy: Creatively what little work I've been doing lately has been
>> going into the book. I've been considering doing some kind of targeted
>> kinkstarter type campaign for that, but again I may not bother. If I
>> can keep moving forward slowly I think I won't need to, and if I don't
>> need to there's no reason to bother; it'll mean more income when I
>> actually release the thing, for one thing, rather than having sort of
>> borrowed against future sales. I've got some things percolating for
>> future recurring content as well, and of course there's the ongoing
>> rebuild of my current site, which honestly hasn't gotten much
>> attention over the last few weeks but remains ongoing nonetheless.
>> Some of that may shift and change if and when this move happens, as
>> well."
> Beefy admits has hasn't done a fucking thing but finally mentions the
> website rebuild isn't going anywhere either. That's not going to stop
> him from mixing in more reasons for mooching.
>
> This was either a howler of a typo or a cry for help:
>
> "I've been considering doing some kind of targeted kinkstarter type
> campaign for that"
>
> "Kinkstarter"? He hasn't got enough?
>
>
>> "Beefy: So that's what's up with me lately. I'll have an update in a
>> few days. Love y'all."
> Translation: Don't expect much unless you sheep start sending BeefyBux!
>

lol, oh my